Warren Beatty Wants Lindsay Lohan

Warren Beatty wants Lindsay Lohan.
And not in a bad way.
Rumor has it that Warren has a movie that he wants to direct and star in, and he wants Lindsay to play his daughter.
This would be an incredible break for Lindsay, who people still refer to as the "Mean Girls" star.
Mean Girls came out in 2004.
BUT, there is a catch.
For Warren to use her in the movie, she'll have to stay on his estate in one of the guest houses.
See? Warren isnt dumb. He knows her rep and seems to be more than willing to give her a shot as long as she behaves.
Now we wait for Lindsay to move in, Samantha Ronson to come over, a loud brawl ensues and Warren has to call security to control the situation.
Wait a minute, we're talking about Warren Beatty here.
HE will walk down there and control the situation!
If Lindsay is gonna get a mentor, she could do a lot worse than him.

Vietnamese Model Tianna Ta

Since I last did a write up on the lovely Vietnamese Model Tianna Ta, she has appeared on MTV, Spike TV and in the movie The Game Plan with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

And here is an article I found about Tianna on bnet.com:
"Tianna Ta, perhaps Vietnam's most appealing export since black tiger shrimp, is looking for a way into your house. The aspiring model and television gossip show host has appeared on Spike TV and MTV, and has played a waitress--with no speaking lines, sadly--in The Game Plan with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Although she admits the catering onset was decent, the life on an extra--14-hour days spent on your feet--isn't for her. Instead, she's looking to host shows like Entertainment Tonight or Extra and hoping to establish herself as one of America's top models."
Full article here

You can visit Tianna's MySpace page here:
www.myspace.com/tiannata3

Paris Hilton Meets....SHELDON!

Do yourself a favor Paris, get a thesaurus, you're gonna need it.

Okay, this is gonna be so cool.
Not the fact that Paris Hilton will star in five mini-programs in primetime next week with Craig Ferguson.
Not that Paris will have to again face Craig Ferguson (although that's gonna be pretty cool).
But here's the kicker....
The shows are gonna be set in Ferguson's fake home with Paris Hilton and .....Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory!
Yes it's Jim Parsons, but he'll be playing his character.
Please CBS writers do this well!
If you watch Big Bang Theory, imagine the grief Sheldon gives Penny, and imagine that multiplied towards Paris!
I hope the writers don't cop put and make "Sheldon" like Paris because shes Paris.
The only thing that could complete this is having Wolowitz show up and hit on Paris!
This could really be good!

Her doom.