Paris Hilton Meets....SHELDON!

Do yourself a favor Paris, get a thesaurus, you're gonna need it.

Okay, this is gonna be so cool.
Not the fact that Paris Hilton will star in five mini-programs in primetime next week with Craig Ferguson.
Not that Paris will have to again face Craig Ferguson (although that's gonna be pretty cool).
But here's the kicker....
The shows are gonna be set in Ferguson's fake home with Paris Hilton and .....Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory!
Yes it's Jim Parsons, but he'll be playing his character.
Please CBS writers do this well!
If you watch Big Bang Theory, imagine the grief Sheldon gives Penny, and imagine that multiplied towards Paris!
I hope the writers don't cop put and make "Sheldon" like Paris because shes Paris.
The only thing that could complete this is having Wolowitz show up and hit on Paris!
This could really be good!

Her doom.

Kristen Bell / Elle Bishop / Heroes

Continuing on with NBC's Heroes we have Elle Bishop, played by the beautiful Kristen Bell.
Okay, everyone knows Kristen I think. Her internet fanbase, as far as I can tell, is large and very vocal.
And even though Veronica Mars was only on from September 2004 to May 2007 a lot of you out there loved it.
I haven't seen it myself, I'm gonna wait and watch all the episodes back to back this summer I think.
Anyway, Elle Bishop was the mentally unstable (crazy but cute) young lady with the ability to generate and manipulate electricity, discharging and directing it as electrical bolts.
She was the daughter of Bob Bishop (Stephen Tobolowsky).
Sadly Elle is no longer with us thanks to Sylar.
He did away with both her and her father.
But even though Kristen isn't on Heroes anymore, you can still "hear" her as the narrator on The CW's Gossip Girl.

Britney Spears Blackmailed by her Dad?

Everything seemed fine with Britney's dad, Jamie Spears, taking over Conservatorship.
It appeared that the move saved Britney from a very destructive path.
But now rumors are surfacing that all may not be as well as everyone thought.
Is Jamie Spears blackmailing Britney and using her two boys against her?
Find out more here.

And in other Britney rescue related news, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Mel Gibson told how he helped Britney by taking her to his vacation home in Costa Rica, and getting the pop star to relax.
That really sounds nice of him, but Britney Spears and Mel Gibson?
Does that strike anyone else as a little odd?
Of course we know this took place, they published pictures of a bikini clad Britney walking down the beach there, I even did an entry on it when it happened.
But in this latest interview, Mel tells why he did it.
You can find out more here.