Kim Kardashian...a UN Ambassador for South Africa?

Did I miss something?
According to several news sources Kim Kardashian was asked by United Nations officials at the Empowerment of Africa dinner in New York if she would be interested in becoming a UN ambassador for South Africa.
Kim Kardashian?
Okay, this is an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" right?
"Tonight on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim is asked by United Nations officials to become the Ambassador for South Africa. Despite Bruce's objections, Kim accepts and hilarity ensues."
Nope.
It appears to be real.
Check out
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/kim-kardashian-un-ambassador-209444/
and
http://www.inquisitr.com/10693/kim-kardashian-to-be-un-ambassador/

Don't worry though, this is celebrity news and within 24 hours all parties involved will issue strong denials that any event like that ever took place.
Meanwhile, I'll be looking for Rod Serling standing off to the side laughing.

Britney Spears' Disturbing 'Blur'

As I keep hoping, Britney appears to be doing much better with her life.
But is one of her therapeutic methods letting more things out in her songwriting?
The new song on her album "Circus" titled "Blur" seems to be raising a few eyebrows and questions.....

Britney Spears' comeback takes disturbing twist on 'Circus'
?What happened?? Britney Spears mutters during what is easily the most disturbing song of her career, ?Blur.? It arrives in the middle of her sixth studio album, ?Circus? (Jive), out Tuesday (which also happens to be Spears? 27th birthday).
It?s the latest comeback in a career larded with tabloid travail, marketing gimmicks and, not coincidentally, more than 83 million album sales worldwide since 1999. ?Circus? capitalizes on Spears? troubles by turning them into pop songs. And what twisted songs they are.
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/turn_it_up/2008/11/britney-spears.html

Paris Hilton wants Benji Madden back

It looks like I called it in the last entry.
But now Paris Hilton wants Benji Madden back and it's all over the news.....

Paris Hilton wants Benji Madden back
Paris Hilton is trying to win back her ex Benji Madden, reports the United Kingdom?s Mirror.
http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1134956&srvc=home&position=also

Paris Hilton's ex marriage
Paris Hilton still wants to marry ex-boyfriend Benji Madden.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/2008-11/26/content_7243012.htm

Paris ditches Benji for Audigier's party
Paris Hilton, who recently split with rocker Benji Madden, was spotted at Crystal Audigier's birthday bash ? despite reportedly telling party planners about her possible appearance to support her ex-beau for his band's album release party.
http://entertainment.oneindia.in/hollywood/top-stories/scoop/2008/paris-hilton-audigier-party-261108.html

Ahhhhh for the simple times, when Paris and Nicole Richie just had a stupid TV show.
MAYBE one day Paris will realize that there are consequences for her actions.