Lindsay Lohan and the LAPD

Paris Hilton had her recent run-in with the police, and so did Lindsay Lohan.
It seems a burglar alarm went off at Lindsay's home, an alarm company notified police that someone tripped the alarm, and the LAPD responded.
The officers came in, guns drawn and surveyed the carnage that the intruders had left.
Except there were no intruders.
The house was normally that messy.
Messy enough for the officers to think that someone had broken in till they were reassured that it was always like that.

But later it was discovered that there actually were would-be intruders.
Surveillance photos had captured a four door gray Dodge Magnum station wagon outside her home and two men tried to break in.
Tried.
They never made it inside.

So someone did try to break in, but the mess was Lindsay's.
Lindsay..."Maid Service".

Miraclesuit Swimwear

Miraclesuit Swimwear is still one of the best swimwear sites online.
And why not?
They say right up front that their swimwear will make you look 10 pounds lighter in 10 seconds.
That beats any diet out there.
I have yet to read anything bad about their product, and they have also introduced a line of jeans in addition to their swimsuits.
You can find out more about Miraclesuit and see their entire 2009 swimwear line at their website here:
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Paris Hilton and the Parismobile

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/openroad/post/2009/05/66758791/1

Well first Paris' house gets broken into, and now this.
It seems that Paris was throwing a party (insert fake surprise here) and her neighbors got fed up and called the LAPD (Paris' BFFs) to complain about the noise.
So the party guests allegedly went out afterward and egged cars in the neighborhood.
But one of the cars was Paris' blue Bentley.

But Paris shouldn't be too shook up.
West Coast Customs just got finished modifying her pink Bentley.
Yes they pimped her ride.
And I am not even gonna go for the obvious joke here.

WCC didn't just stop at the color of course.
It got a high tech state of the art sound system, jewel-encrusted Bentley wings on the hood and over sized wheels with "PH" on each one.
I guess this is now the Parismobile.