The Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President

In case you missed it Britney Spears presented the Top 10 List Tuesday night on the "Late Show with David Letterman".
In a black bikini no less.
Britney, not Letterman.

Her list was "Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President."

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

You can see the whole Top Ten List here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUx42qs1xU


posted to http://britneyjeanspearscom.blogspot.com/ on August 19th, 2009