Thursday, July 9, 2009

Paris Hilton Will Stimulate The World's Economy


Paris Hilton has revealed her plan to stimulate the world's economy.
She's going shopping whenever she can.
And she's also only going to wear clothes made by U.S. fashion designers.
Okay, let's see how fast the media nails her on this one. You know THAT will never last.

But unlike all the promises she made when she got out of jail, the shopping pledge seems to be holding.
She just bought a house in London for two million pounds.
I have no idea what that is in US currency.
And she's gonna spend another 250,000 pounds to make the house "Pure Paris".
Paris is in the UK promoting her TV series My British Best Friend, so she needs a place to hang her hat you know.

And speaking of Paris' new BFF (or is it BBFF?) it looks like as I predicted Brittany Flickinger's time is up.
It appears Paris' sister Nicky can't stand Brittany and that has caused a rift.
Paris has been ditching her when she goes out, most obviously at Sundance.